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Don't Drink the Piss, Jake! (Jerry Grey Fundraiser)

$24.00 - $28.00

Available in Snake Kelly Green and Money Green, the infamous Don't Drink the Piss shirt is back with a call to action to get that snake in the grass to cough up the green he owes the Golden Boy, Jerry Grey.

100% of the profits will go straight to Jerry. Plus, artist Travis Heckel and I will match the donation up to $150 of all shirts sold. Jerry, who is currently battling stage 4 colon cancer desperately needs the proverbial hot tag to offset mounting medical bills. Shipping is only $3 for your first tee; $1 for each additional.

Unfortunately, Jerry may never see the thousands of dollars Jake the Snake owes him, but we can sure as hell can apply the pressure, wearing these shirts at Jake's upcoming pubic appearances to hopefully get through to this slippery, slithery conman that he's if he's sincere about repenting, he needs to make financial amends to Jerry Grey first, dammit!

Printed on a 100% ringspun cotton tee, this is one shirt that will last long after Jake has slithered back under a rock never to be seen again.